Sunday, June 25, 2006

drunk again.....

i had to rescue Gormley from herself
a 4th carafe of sangria
and AD
I fed her seltzer and advil
and left her sleeping face down on her bed.
luckily i have keys and locked her door.

3 hours later she is up and iming me gorgeous jems like:

• sad to ne drunkie at 930 on a sunday

• i cant ypt
type

• hmmm veryt druynk

• im trying ti entice him nie he said hes staying homer until thiursday

• ]eff this other drama' he was aLL
im giving you spzce
for the adan thing
i wa slkle
eff thaT

• hmmm and my typing skills are almost back

• hmmm 'not so good with the typing yet
giove me a serc

• im very drunl

• what the eff you' ll fill in
the wrong syllables
consionanerts
etc
right

• im just abt sober five more nminutes

7 Comments:

Blogger gormley said...

I was totally face up. xo.

11:10 PM  
Blogger gormley said...

I'm so glad you weren't there... I would have wound up with marker on my forehead and questionable photos online...

9:18 AM  
Blogger landry said...

ok...
i LOVE this post. i have to say.....

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heh heh. there would have been better pictures than some scribble on your forehead. and do let me know what happens on thursday. ;) -jbl

1:30 PM  
Blogger landry said...

yes G.
please do give jbl the blow by blow.

4:27 PM  
Blogger gormley said...

ummm, ewww. why do I feel dirty by that last comment?

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can just hear how that post would sound out loud via a drunken Gormley.

1:32 AM  

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