drunk again.....
i had to rescue Gormley from herself
a 4th carafe of sangria
and AD
I fed her seltzer and advil
and left her sleeping face down on her bed.
luckily i have keys and locked her door.
3 hours later she is up and iming me gorgeous jems like:
• sad to ne drunkie at 930 on a sunday
• i cant ypt
type
• hmmm veryt druynk
• im trying ti entice him nie he said hes staying homer until thiursday
• ]eff this other drama' he was aLL
im giving you spzce
for the adan thing
i wa slkle
eff thaT
• hmmm and my typing skills are almost back
• hmmm 'not so good with the typing yet
giove me a serc
• im very drunl
• what the eff you' ll fill in
the wrong syllables
consionanerts
etc
right
• im just abt sober five more nminutes
7 Comments:
I was totally face up. xo.
I'm so glad you weren't there... I would have wound up with marker on my forehead and questionable photos online...
ok...
i LOVE this post. i have to say.....
heh heh. there would have been better pictures than some scribble on your forehead. and do let me know what happens on thursday. ;) -jbl
yes G.
please do give jbl the blow by blow.
ummm, ewww. why do I feel dirty by that last comment?
I can just hear how that post would sound out loud via a drunken Gormley.
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