Are Komodo dragons Christians?

Okay. People. For fucks sake:



A.) It isn't a 'Christmas virgin birth' if in the next paragraph you discuss the science behind parthenogenesis.

B.) We all know anyone who can have sex with themselves and impregnate themselves would be excommunicated from the Catholic Church.

C.) Landry suggests that the eight baby Komodo dragons are all guaranteed to be born with the stigmata.