Wednesday, September 20, 2006

people. listen. for fucks sake.

You can't call it an 'attack' if the drunk tourist jumped over the zoo's enclosure fence to 'hug' the 'startled' panda. It's SELF DEFENSE.

"No one ever said they would bite people. I just wanted to touch it." - Zhang Xinyan

Zhang, I would have fucking bitten you and you're not even near my cage.

5 Comments:

Blogger landry said...

i dont even know where to start except for that a GREAT service would have been done for man(and panda)kind if the panda bit his head.
I somehow think that the poor creature felt sorry for the stupid drunken human.
or he would have.

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If this happened in the US, this guy would already be suing the zoo for several million dollars...and winning.

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