charts and graphs
we figured out that Gormley and I have known each other 14 years this fall.
thats quite enough time for us to have so entwined our families and lives that we have had to create a chart.
the chart is a running and living history of all of our collective friends, lovers, ex husbands and S.O's.
but its just a tiny bit more complicated than that.
you see...one of my ex boyfriends (with whom I have been friends for almost 20 years) is definitely sleeping with an ex co worker of mine.
and one of Gormley's ex-S.O's is married to another of my best friends
see?
we needed a chart.
and recently the chart has had to have a MAJOR overhaul.
generally we do it on napkins
in bars
while drunk
now?
its going to have to be done in a more formulaic manner
im working on it in my spare time
and it will be posted.
check in
see if you are on it.
5 Comments:
they are sleeping together?
i had NO idea!
POwerpoint sucks for this kinda thing.
After reading that post it has become crystal fucking clear that one thing has to happen in the name of chart legitimacy....
I have to hook up w Gormley.
This feels eerily weird like the last half hour of Return of the Jedi where EVERYTHING comes together....oh boy.
notjay, my friend, there is no line - dashed or other -that could possibly capture the horrifying overlap of circles around that event which will never happen. okay, maybe skulls. when are you in NYC next? Landry and I owe you a drink I'm sure...
Soon soon! Well....as soon as this fucking snow stops and it can stay above 50 degrees for a sustained period of time (that's 50 degrees at night). Then I'll come down and see you....I already offered L vodka.
Hey, on a sidenote....I tried emailing you to your n3mesis account and I got bumped! So I sent you something to gmail?
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