baby in a rubbermaid tub

Landry and I enter the Brooklyn Lowes with J yesterday. Its raining. We're all feeling like surly damp cats... but the following exchange would have occured regardless:

Landry: (eyeing a terrifyingly red headed child in the lobby) "omg she should have drowned it before it got too old to struggle."

Gormley: (struggling not to choke laughing...)

L: "i mean... one look at her husband and she should have known..."

G: "sorry dear... I just can't seem to get pregnant..."

L: "she could put it in one of those rubbermaid tubs with a lid and some water..."

G: "or just do a 'officer I just left him alone in the tub for a minute...'"