executive secretary

RE: e-mails
today

G: Yes to a big cuddle fest in NYC, Im sure we can find enough champagne to keep us happy for at least one weekend.

L: we might have to order ahead......
the 4 of us can take down some champagne.
and?
i can be an over achiever if i am horizontal
like last time

G: I am going to have to keep all of my computers away from the styrofoam cups

L: by the time of 'Cuddlefest NYC 2007" I better not see another
styrofoam cup even on the OUTSIDE of your apt.

upon realizing that someone didn't get the e-mails i decided that i would try my secretarial skills

e-mail. L to Y: so G forgot to put the m in 'com' so you didnt get any of this blather.
i know you are a VERY busy woman but laughing is also important so im
sending you the readers digest condensed version of the mornings back
and forth that you should have been on (this has already passed being
'condensed' hasnt it?)
but im a good secretary. really.

e-mail from G 3 minutes after

G: except for actually providing an accurate condensed version... yes, GREAT SECRETARY.