people.
Stop. For the love of god, stop. Stop wearing Ugg Boots. I'm done. And the pink ones? Need to be lit on fire. Girls will be SCREAMING up and down Broadway - having traveled in from NJ, only to have their prized, out-dated, ugly-ass boots melting to their sweatpants (which OF COURSE have something clever written on their asses) fashionably tucked into the white hot melted faux suede while their barbie hair extensions swing dangerously close to the flames.
Landry and I no longer say... "I bet you 5 dollars (insert bet)..." we say... "If you lose this bet, you have to wear Uggs for a WEEK.'
And not just 'regular' Uggs... but the fucking 'bedazzled' ones.
posted by gormley at 6:26 PM
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That makes for some high-stakes betting!
Uggs are totes ug.
listen...
i told you that we have AT LEAST a year left having to look at those ugly fucking boots.
The colors are only going to get MORE disgusting
and?!?!?
even after the "over-16" set is done wearing them people in Barcelona will still be wearing them along with the TRUCKER HATS that they refuse to believe are dead and buried.
we live in a cruel, wicked world, gormley and since you have stopped saving shellfish its gotten worse.
thanks.
my first thought was to rip those uggs off those bitches and organize a bonfire in central park...but then i thought: why bother taking the uggs off the bitches first?
exactly... and landry: the only animals I am actively exterminating are tuna (in the form of tartare) and cows (in the form of anything red)... if the shellfish can't defend themselves, it's no longer my problem.
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