the realities of the animal kingdom
L: are you coming to dinner friday with the girl
JBL: i think i might
without the girl
....she's scared of you
L: she is NOT
why?
what did you tell her?
JBL: i said that you 2 were a handful
which is true
but that you would probably be nice to her
L: of course we would
...unless we hated her
or she had a "go-funny" eye
JBL: you'll smell the fear
how could you guys not attack like rabid dogs?
L: we are nice
JBL: when?
i would say when you're drunk
but that isn't the case
G: the trick is to pretend NOT to be a rabid dog
...lull the rabbit into a false sense of security
JBL: see this is why she won't meet you 2
L: listen....
truth be told, it is in our best interest that you have a gf
JBL: why is that?
you didn't like the last one
and couldn't wait for me to get rid of her
L: GORM didnt like her
and?
that one was fucking crazy
so if you can manage to meet a girl who isn't crazy
we will not bite her'
posted by landry at 10:29 AM
4 Comments:
I swear I've seen this episode before.
its a mini-series fucker
and thats only because jbl will NOT let us meet her
i bet i know what happens to the bunny at the end of the movie...
the rabid dog's comment is so true... i would be terrified to bring a boy around you.
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