leopards travel in threes apparently
Overheard on the long walk from Prince (waxing ensued) to La Linea (drinking, and maybe some bar stool falling ensued).
Leopard #1: "Listen... you're a leopard, and leopards don't change their spots..."
Leopard #2: "You're a leopard too."
Leopard #3: laughing.
'beast from within' voice from Leopard #1: "But both of your spots are BLACK MARKS ON YOUR SOULS."
Leopard #1: "... and how am I a leopard?"
Leopard #2: "Uhhh, your deadline is in 3 hours..."
Leopard #3 "Please, don't worry... what's she going to do, break up with you?"
cackling leopards make their way to the bar... the end.
posted by gormley at 10:38 PM
3 Comments:
ha
deadline?
MET.
mf.
I've eaten leopard. And I did it while meeting a deadline.
Story time.
uhm, deadline not met. being that it was supposed to be sent and what is it several days later and still not sent!! and p.s. thursday deadline still not met.
Post a Comment
<< Home