muscle relaxers and super typhoons...

9:45 AM
Gormley: lord, planes are nearly exploding again
did you see cnn?

Landry: yeah ive been listening to npr. i heard about it this am. i think they are hyping it to promote the idea that they have to eavesdrop. fuckers

G: ha. however, theres also a super typhoon
which doesn require eavesdropping

L: hahahahhahahahahaahahaha

L: maybe the superterrorists are causing them
the typhoons
i hate everyone
and i need a muscle relaxer

G: 1.3 million people. fleeing.

L: holy crap. where the FUCK do 1.3 million people GO?!??!??

G: ummm, and they have over 70,000 vessels at sea that are returning to port

G: At least 569,000 people have been evacuated from Fujian province while another 760,000 have moved from the vulnerable coastal areas of Zhejiang, state-run Xinhua news agency reported.

L: ug. our factories are there.

G: no shower curtains for you.

L: i need a map
jesus
and a rifle
and a muscle relaxer

L: maybe if i get a MR i wont need a rifle

G: hmmm, doubtful

L: and if i get and MR i wont care about a map - or the typhoon