stingrays, urchins, and summer rolls

Edits out of a 2 hour ongoing TM with Landry as I waited for dinner (really notsogood takeout) and she watched TV (The search for Noah's Ark on The History Channel) from opposite sides of the river...

AIM IM: 7:25 PM
Gormley: i forget, does two beers count as dinner?

Landry: hahahahahahahahahah

G: i cant remember where they are in the food pyramid

L: WELL OF COURSE its noahs ark - its under the water - sunk - it MUST be - people are so stupid and gullible - and should die

G: i bet the crocodile hunters ghost is hanging out on it - cursing god - AND stingrays

L: hahahahahahahhahah - yes - and his own idiocy

G: and his wifes HS bangs

L: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - we NEED pop up video - please. his kids have better style - Flav is on in 45 min

G: thats because they are 2 yrs old and rich - with khakis

L: hahahahahahahahahahaha - they will die of stingray bites too

G: I miss Flav - but I feel smarter - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - they will die of Jacques Cousteau bites - did you hear him talking trash?

L: no - is he still alive? - i thought he was dead

G: all about how Steve was too aggressive - and that a true naturalist observes nature - and then Jacques said

L: and doesn't try to feed his kids to it

G: "thats why I'm still alive."

L: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - could have fooled me - i had no idea - that he WAS still alive

G: okay please explain - WHO PUTS ROASTED RED PEPPERS IN A FUCKING THAI SUMMER ROLL?

L: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

G: i hate everyone

L: they are still convinced that they have the ark

G: these summer rolls are fucking lettuce and roasted peppers - i could have made them out of the shit in the bottom of my fridge... the WILTED shit

L: if it carried every animal in the world - you would THINK that you wouldnt have to look so hard for it

G: HAHAHAHAHAHA

L: sorry baby - get rid of that menu - this show is killing me - the ark should be the size of spain - and it shouldnt be so hard to find - except - THAT IT DOESNT FUCKING EXIST - oh now they are talking about how big the boat would have to be

G: shhhh, god will hear you

L: HAHAHAHA - they will die of stingray bites too

G: christ - i dont even know what the yellow things in these rolls are - really - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH - god is just laughing waiting for Flav to come on

L: i NEED ICE CREAM - god damn it

G: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA - yell out the window - one of the urchins will get it - and you can give them a shilling

L: HAHAHAHAHAHA - omg

G: the ark? they found it?

L: no the urchins - all the funnier because i thought - hmm thats a good idea

G: HAHAHAHHAHA

L: i would hope that if they actually found the ark? - they would tell me so i could quick 'find god'

G: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

L: listen. if they find an ark that was big enough to hold 7 million animals? i will start preying - i mean... praying