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John: Je suis SO TIRED
i want to go home and have a nice cozy fall nap under a cashmere throw on the sofa
with some nice socks
with a chai
and tom ford spooning me
me: hahaha
tom ford spooning you!
John: wouldn't that just be heaven?
me: you might be the biggest homo ever
John: please. i ain't talking about babs or wearing snakeskin or feathers
there are far more homo-ish homos out there
i'm just a butch queen with a flair for good fashion and a sensitive side
me: and a fantasy life that includes tom ford.
2 Comments:
me: hahahaha, is that RL john?
landry: yes
me: i have a crush on him
a nice platonic one...
but i lust after his blazer
not so platonically
landry: HAHAHAHAHAHA
tom ford would be nice to spoon with, as long as he doesnt open his mouth. have you heard how arrogant and self-important he's gotten? its nauseating.
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