James Lipton’s (aka Bernard Pivot's) Ten Questions

this is a total cop out for our 101st post.
however
This is my favorite part of Inside the Actors Studio.
the comments section would be a PERFECT place to answer.

1. What is your favorite word?
filthy

2. What is your least favorite word?
moist

3. What turns you on?
a girl with a good swagger

4. What turns you off?
the christian right

5. What is your favorite curse word?
twat

6. What sound or noise do you love?
the rain in the shaftway outside my bedroom

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
banging on walls

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
educator

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
math teacher

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"cocktail?"